vodkastains-daisychains:

this is me when i drive

vodkastains-daisychains:

this is me when i drive

(via velvet---elvis)

While writing a paper…

Name and Date:

The rest of the paper:

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(Source: -makemesmile, via laughcentre)

(Source: mariahnicolef, via laughcentre)

Get distracted for a second by Walmart’s electronics section. Turn around and now you can’t find your mommy.


(Source: epic-humor, via laughcentre)

laapaix:

I just got a “our servers are busy” page 5 times in a row

but we now have…… fan mail

david karp’s priorities are most definitely in check